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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Growing Around - Episodes - Best Enemies[We open up to see Sally standing in front of a three-story building. She's looking up at her car, which has somehow gotten up on the roof. She's in the city part of town.]
Sally: Well... this is some way to start a day. How am I supposed to get that down before the candy sale ends?
[A child in a police officer's uniform walks up to her]
Officer: So, that's your car up there?
Sally: [Still looking at the car] Yeah, wanna help me get it down?
Officer: I'm placing you under arrest.
[We see that Sally's been handcuffed]
Sally: Hey, that's not fair! I get my car stuck on rooftops all the time and you guys never seem to mind!
Officer: Well, you usually don't run through six buildings, two parks, and a subway train when you do. I hope.
[We cut to a panning shot of a bunch of mayhem that Sally's destruction has caused]
Sally: Um... it wasn't me...?
Officer: Tell it to the judge.
[We gilligan cut to the court room.]
Sally's lawyer: I told you, the "it wasn't me" defense never wo
Growing Around - Episodes - Jump and Jam[Scene: It's the living room. Timmy and Robert are playing a video game while Linda is reading one of her books. Sally rushes in, holding a package]
Sally: [Excited] Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! It's here!
Linda: What's here?
[Sally's back is turned to the audience as she begins opening the package]
Sally: Just the super-duperist thing ever! I can't believe it's finally here! I waited like a forever for this get here!
[She turns around and holds her prize up high. It's an Eternity Forever CD "Jump and Jam" and it's baked in a heavenly glow]
Sally: It's a limited audition, ultra amazing copy of Eternity Forever's latest album! (Squees with excitement)
[Linda gets incredibly terrified as we see a clip of Kathy playing some of Eternity Forever's songs in Detention Hoppers]
Linda: Well, something like that sounds incredibly super rare and valuable and with something like that you want to keep it in its packaging.
Sally: [Hands on hips, with the CD in one of them] Are
Death Battle Host - Johnny Zealous
Full Name: Jonathan Zealous III
Voice Actor: Troy Baker
Theme Song: Big Time - Peter Gabriel
Whereas Lucas Zaboot was born with a blue-collar background, Johnny Zealous was born surrounded by wealth. Born from a lineage of successful salesmen, Johnny was the third in the line of salesmen who took advantage of new technology to advertise, from the printing press, to radio, to even television, as his father, Jonathan Zealous Jr. had done years prior. Though raised in splendor and comfort, Johnny barely knew his father or his socialite mother who divorced his father before Johnny entered Jr. High.
Carrying his family legacy, Johnny studied marketing, economics and television broadcasting to follow in his father's steps for televised marketing. However, by the time Johnny was in his second year of college at Oxford, Johnny began to notice the rise of a new creation known as "the Internet." Seeing potential
Octonauts: Barnacles x KwaziiOctonauts: Barnacles x Kwazii ¿Couple? Do they?That's impossible! part 2
Well here goes the second part of my story, I hope you like it in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
They had spent several days after the incident on the kiss comes kwazii and Barnacles, Snow and I had forgotten, but still had it katie in his memory, did not know why, but he regretted the idea of having a gay brother and that he considered something strange
A day in katie was in school, I'm looking for Snow to discuss the matter when katie found the greeting and said ...
Katie: Hi Snow ... * awkward stare * ... need to talk about something
Snow: that it is, katie?
Katie: Well ... this is ...
At that time arrive Oko Yuki and running in the halls, and the girls are
Oko: Snow, Katie! Does that make stops there?It's getting late!
Snow and Katie: what for?
Yuki: today we have classes early, the math teacher!
Oko: Hates that teacher!Always have to speak Japanese for everything!
Remember that in the island world of the humanoid S
Octonauts: Barnacles x Kwazii Couple? part 1Octonauts: Barnacles x Kwazii ¿Couple? Do they?That's impossible! part 1
Well, I hope you like my very first story of the Octonauts, this will have more comedy than romance, but I hope you enjoy it: 3
Snow, katie yuki and oko humanoid world were coming after a long day of school, came to octopod using the mirror to get to the animal world, greeted cheerfully dashi
All: Hello dashi!
Dashi: Hey guys! Will had fun at school? Where is katherin? I want to show some new pictures
Katie: First school is as usual
Snow: And secondly katherin is busy with school work backward and stear actually helping
Dashi: oh I see ... it's a shame
Snow: Where is the Captain Barnacles?
Katie: Yeah, and where is kwazii?
Yuki: Yeah, and where is pepe?
Dashi: located in the dining room
Snow: Great!They asked us to help prepare the plan of navigation!
Katie: Yeah, come on!
Yuki: yaaaay!Yes!Come on!
Oko: * stands still * left me like last time ....
Katie: Come here! * what size arm *
They were running when kat
KFP The Adventures of Liu Zhang - 01 (part 6)Kung Fu Panda - The Adventures of Lui Zhang
01. Meeting an old friend (part 6)
I felt a revulsion when he told me that. Whether he was faster than me, I wouldn't let him escape, and follow him wherever I needed, only to make justice and to do my duty. So another lightning passed near us, I ran to try to prevent him from escaping, and again a strange thing happened, my body seemed very light and I hadn't noticed before. When I ran, I almost tripped and, almost without even realizing, had already passed by him. My distance until he was 8 meters, but before I knew or could stop, I hit my face in a tree in the forest. It all took a little over a second.
"Ouch! Damn...who placed this tree here?" I wondered wryly, then shook my head and looked at Hiroito Li again.
"Well...that changes things..." he said to himself, then used his super speed, passing me and going into the forest. I followed, now also using a similar speed. I climbed one of the trees and jumped from one tree to an
First Blood First Serve 3 chapter 5 flashback.[Return from Commercial break.]
[A series of clips from South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut plays while Conner narrates.]
Conner: [narrating] "You boys know how the story goes, some kids go into an R rated movie their parents go off the deep end some poor bastards burns himself to death and the whole nation is crying out Blame Canada. Before you know it we're at war Terrence and Phillip are set to be executed and tomorrow we march on Ottawa."
[Shows Conner's platoon along with Colonel Hook reading Kyle's message on the internet. Colonel Hook has hair in a pale blonde flattop, his face is unscarred as is Conner's and he still has both hands.]
It was Hook who got your email first along with a link to some woman getting shat on by two German guys."
[Shows Conner and Hook and the whole platoon looking at the screen in horror.]
Cartman: [Innocently] "Gee I wonder who that could be."
Kenny: [Muffled] "It was your Mom!" [He starts laughing along with the rest of the boys.]
I'm a Dunn-gerous Man (Draft 2)[Scene: Dunn’s residence. Sally’s down stairs playing a game. ]
Sally: [Game: Headshot, ally, headshot, vengeance, headshot- Team Blue wins.] What!? But I did everything for this team!
Timmy: [starts walking down stairs holding a huge bag, he seems to be struggling.]
Sally: [Presses pause and walks to Timmy.] Do you need any help with that, Timmy?
Timmy: No, [grunts] I have everything under control. [Drops the bag, which then rolls out
the door into the car. Surprised, but then a smile creeps up onto his face.] See? Everything under control!
Sally: [Smiles.] I hope you guys have a great time at Wacky’s Water Worlds…
Timmy: Why can’t you and Linda come?
Sally: Linda needs my help in her cooking classes as her cookies have only two cups of sugar! There horrible!
Timmy: [Looks at Sally, sadly.] I guess they are… [Smiles.] See you in a couple hours, sis… [Gets in the car and he drives off.]
[Scene: Steve’s residence. Steve is outside of
FAIRY DUSTER PART 17 BY SHOLLREALBYTANTWe know where that is we can take you there
We thank you but we have nothing to trade in return
We will help you out of the kindness of our hearts
Oh wonderful our problems are solved
Yes now get on our backs and we shall take you to the queen of the forest
Wait hold up. How do we know you ain’t going to kidnap us and then rape us?
Don’t mind him. Please noble and kind Creature take us to the queen
What do you mean with “don’t mind him”? This is a serious concern. We don’t know them, and they haven’t stop smiling since we met them. Also nobody helps like that out of nowhere.
Either way it’s our only option
Okay but you griffins should know that I use to eat glass as a kid so my bum hole is like a shredder
EXT. SKY – AFERNOON
So um are we there yet?
As a said before we are almost there
Wormhole Universe sneak peek!Thousands of wormholes teleport game characters into an expanse of floating islands (NOT Skylands) called the Great Islands. These include famous and not-so-famous characters from some famous and not-so-famous video games. Examples:
War of the Monsters
Super Mario Galaxy 1&2
Those are only SOME of the games that the characters are from!
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