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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 3.[Return from Commercial]
[The Colonel steps into full view giving us our first real view of him. He is very tall for his age with Conner's eyes only coming up to his chin. His skin is a pale albino with traces of blonde hair on his shaved head. A scar runs along under his eye and red war paint runs down his face and down his chest and left arm which is cut off at the elbow with a prosthesis hook. On his right arm are drawn several Chinese characters. He wears a leather brown flak vest over his pale bare chest with his dog tags around his neck along with tiger stripe pattern pants and combat boots.]
Colonel: "It's been a long time Kurtz."
[Conner looks deep into the Colonel's face. He sees what he used to look like. An albino with platinum blonde hair in a buzzcut wearing a military school uniform.]
Conner: "James Hook?"
Hook: "There now was it really that hard to remember me old buddy o'l pal?" You've changed a lot since I last seen you. [He rubs Conner's
Trading Places (A Growing Around Script) Draft 2[Scene: The Dunn Household. We see Sally on the couch watching TV. She looks very bored until Timmy, Linda, and Robert come into the house, all looking very tired.]
Sally: (cheerfully) Oh. Hi guys. How was your day, today?
Timmy: It's not nice to say, honestly.
[All three plop onto the couch next to a confused Sally.]
Sally: What happened with you guys?
Timmy: Well, I didn't have a good day at work and Linda got an “F” on another of her projects.
Linda: I don't see how. I made a full 3D model of how our solar system works.
Robert: (takes out a paper with a smiling macaroni sun.) You were supposed to make a macaroni portrait.
Linda: EVERYTHING WAS MADE OF MACARONI!!! [Linda reveals her project which shows nine small macaroni covered balls rotating a larger macaroni ball] Besides, school's really hard. You know that better than I do..
Timmy: Is it really that hard?
Robert: Yes. Be glad you two are two young for school. It would kill you in an
First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 4.[Return from Commercial.]
[Conner wakes up to find himself lying next to Kaitlyn on a picnic blanket. She's wearing a floral dress and sunday hat.]
Kaitlyn: "Wakey wakey sleepy head."
Conner: [Groans] "Where am I?"
Kaitlyn: "You took a little cat nap silly. [She giggles and sits up] Come on I packed this picnic for the two of us and your gonna eat it if I have to feed you like a baby."
Conner: "You say that like you want it to come to that."
Kaitlyn: "Oh you." [She smiles and reaches into her basket and takes out a sandwich] "Hope you like PB and J because I made a lot of it."
Conner: "I suppose you can't go wrong with it."
[He takes the sandwich and prepares to take a bite when suddenly an explosion goes off in the distance.]
Kaityln: "What's going on?" [She grabs hold of Conner's arm for safety.]
Conner: "Kaitlyn find somewhere to hide I'll be right back."
[He leaves her at the picnic site and runs down the hill to see a billows of smoke rising all over South Park. Explos
Carassius Auratus Auratus Beast of Elmore LakeThe Wattersons decided to go on a family outing to Elmore Lake for a swim. The kids were excited but when they got there they found the water was dirty and contaminated. Turns out that the Elmore Nuclear Plant has been dumping radioactive waste in the lake. Darwin takes a better look but trips and falls into the contaminated water. He comes out unharmed, they leave but Anais wanted to protest about the plant's constant dumping.
Anais goes from door to door to protest on the lake being contaminated but gets the door slammed in her face constantly. Meanwhile Darwin fell asleep on the couch dreaming of a strange monster chasing his family, he sees that the monster was him. Gumball wakes Darwin from his nightmare, he screams and punches Gumball in the face. Darwin apologizes and decides to go outside by himself for some fresh air.
Darwin was walking around starting to feel better until started to rain. Suddenly a great pain came over Darwin. He sees monstrous fins growing out of his head.
Love's Reunion 27 - Special DeliveryThe camera cuts to a shot of Sakura in the middle of the screen with her hands on her hips, smirking, flanked by Orlando and Chuck, who look slightly confused, with Natsumi standing awkwardly behind them. She steps out from their triangle towards the crowd of Goldenbabes, boys and chavs and clears her throat loudly again. We then cut to a shot of all the minions in their cordon from the dastardly trio’s point of view. They immediately disperse in response to Sakura’s signal, all rushing off-camera, revealing Satoru, Ali and Jimmy, who were standing behind them, now facing Sakura, Orlando and Chuck – they too look somewhat puzzled. We then cut back to the four whisperers as the smirking minions all rush in from the sides of the screen, re-assembling silently behind their leaders.
Sakura: Hmph. Sorry to keep you waiting. It appears that your grievance may have some merit after all... Shigeru and Abdul.
World War H*opening scene news voice over*
“People have reported incidents of Starbucks stores being brutally attacked…”
“Reports have shown that anyone who has a sudden urge to like everything others hate should seek immediate medical attention…”
“Everyone is encouraged to stay in large groups and wear as much Abercrombie, Aeropastle, and Hollister as possible…”
*Alarm goes off*
Typical American male wakes up wearing aeropastle boxers with his wife next to him wearing leggings and a tank top. Two boys run in wearing Nike shirts and sport shorts.
Brandon: Dad! Wake up!! My soccer game is today!
John: Alright son but breakfast first ok?
Lisa: What do you boys want for breakfast?
Brandon and Thomas in unison: Waffles!
*in the kitchen with the TV on the news*
“Thomas did you pack your Gatorade?”
“Not yet just 2 more minutes mom”
“Now Thomas, it’s in the refrigerator in your room”
*news in the background d
Whattheheckz in Games! Ep3: Star Wars: Clone WarsWhattheheckz wakes up on the ice planet Quell...
Whattheheckz: What the heck?!
A Vulture Droid is falling straight towards him!
The Vulture Droid crashed into the ground and exploded.
Whattheheckz: I-i-it's s-so c-c-cold out h-h-h-here!
Whattheheckz notices he has Clone body armor on him.
Whattheheckz: Why the heck am I in this suit?!
Commander Cody: Good to see you're alright, soldier.
Whattheheckz: Good to see you! Where am I?
Soldier: I think he's suffered memory loss from the crash.
Whattheheckz: What crash?
The Clone soldier points to the wreckage of a Republic Gunship.
Commander Cody: We have a transport waiting. Come on. General Skywalker is waiting!
Whattheheckz: You mean Anakin Skywalker?!
Whattheheckz woke up
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