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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
One of my Ultimate Fantasies..."HELP! HELP!" cries Sakura Kasugano as she is dragged up a labyrinth of structural beams by the ominous Johnny Test. "SNORT. SNORT." Foreboding music warns of the eventual doom that awaits the poor girl, lest she be miraculously rescued. "But wait! Fear not, fair Sakura. Den Steve, the hero, is in hot pursuit of you this very moment."
Throwing fate to the wind, risking life and limb, or worse, Den Steve tries desperately to climb the mighty fortress of steel, to save the lovely Sakura from the evil Mr. Test. Den Steve must dodge all manner of obstacles- fireballs, plummeting beams and a barrage of exploding barrels fired at him by Johnny Test. Amidst Sakura's constant pleas for help, your challenge is to maneuver Den Steve up the steel structure, while helping him to avoid the rapid-fire succession of hazards that come his way.
As Den Steve gallantly battles his way up the barriers, he is taunted and teased by Johnny Test, who brazenly struts back and forth, beating his chest in joyful
FAIRY DUSTER PART 4 BY SHOLLREALBYTANTLADY ISIS
Ok we have arrived to the check point we need to cross here into the land of Assyria where we will find the three witches that will tell us how to get to the goddess of truth.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Here. This is Lady Isis and mine.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Where are you heading?
GUIDE (TO CHECK POINT OFFICER)
Dude, that’s a sick mustache you got there and the hat (Gives thumbs up) cool.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Yes well this hat has been in my family for decades. It was my grandfathers.
That’s cool I guess.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Okay well everything seems to be in order. You may pass
Alright well cool nice talking to you. (Turns to Lady Isis and Knight) Let’s go
CHECK POINT OFFICER (pulls GUIDE to the side)
Not you, them. You need to you me your Passport.
GUIDE (GUIDE searching through his bag)
Okay-doke… let me just… oh,oh!
INT. bar night
GUIDE Siting at a round table with three other individuals. &
UntitleLes aventure d'Harold HaddockJe m'appelle Harold Haddock et mon travail est des plus dur, je parcours la terre entière à la recherche de la plus puissante des créatures: les dragons. Aujourd'hui, je vais trouver des espèces peu connus et les étudier dans leurs milieux naturels pour en savoir plus sur eux. Mon périple commence en Asie à la recherche du Snaptrapper, un dragon à quatre tête. J'ai vite trouver sa tanière mais il est considéré comme mangeur d'homme donc je reste tout de même sur mes gardes...c'est pour ça que j'entrais dans sa grotte avec une torche, une fois l'animal localisé, je n'avais qu'une envie, le toucher, ce que je fis.
FAIRY DUSTER PART 6 BY SHOLLREALBYTANTTIME PASSES THE GROUP ARRIVES TO WHERE THE OLD WISE ELF IS. NEXT TO THE ELF A TREE PERSON.
Welcome to the Valley
Holy! Is that a tree?! Like a talking tree?!
(Talking to ELF)
You better give me some kind of reward for fetching this asshole for you. He almost killed me twice.
Who are you calling an asshole you… you… you albino bee! Yeah take that.
Oh great comeback. Yeah no you are like the greatest smack talker ever. I say sarcastically.
Oh yeah well your fat!
Oh real mature
That’s enough out of you two
(Turns to ELF)
What’s your business with us Wise ELF?
There is a lumberjack chopping down all the trees on the west sector. He has even chopped
some of the hibernating Tree people. We want you to put a stop to him and to get rid of him.
Not us. Just you
Me?! Why me?
Because you are an Illegal Immigrant and if you don’t do it I
The Sitter (Draft 2)[Scene: We see into what appears to be a colorful, office-like area run by children. The building is a bumper car dealership. HAROLD, a suited kid, is typing on a computer. He has a lollipop in his mouth, positioned similarly to a cigar. He wears a nametag with “Harold” written on it in crayon. Just outside the open door is a garage full of the cars.]
[Melissa, an eight-year-old with messy blonde hair, glasses, and a green-and-pink dress walks in. She’s holding a piece of paper. Her mouth opens to reveal a missing space where her two front teeth should be. She appears to be faking happiness]
[Harold holds up a watch that pictures a cartoonish skateboarding peanut with stick arms that form the watch’s hands. A low-res, slightly distorted voice recording comes out of the watch]
Watch: It’s 2:30 duuuuuuuuuude!
Harold: You’re late, Melissa.
Melissa: Harold, I got the planth you athsked for! ‘
Harold [as he’s taking the plans]: Excuse me? [He
Blame it on the Sprain“Growing Around”
Script for Test Episode #4: “Blame it on the Sprain"
Written by AnAnimeNation
[The episode begins with a “silent montage” using minimal dialogue, as we cut from one scene to the next.]
[The first scene depicts Robert scribbling information from a textbook into his notebook. He’s clearly stressed.]
[The second scene shows Robert holding a pen and raising his hand to ask a question during a lecture.]
KATHY: …and that’s why you have to be eight before you can drink grape juice. Yes, Robert?
ROBERT: Yeah, I’m confused. I don’t get why they banned lemonade in the 1920s.
KATHY: Because some people thought that its combination of sweet and sour was too much to handle. [She says this next line sarcastically, knowing that Robert is a good student.] Honestly, were you even paying attention during yesterday’s lecture?
[Robert looks saddened, his social awkwardness having gotten in the way of his ability to see thro
Whattheheckz in Games! Ep2: WoW/SporeWhattheheckz woke up in Stormwind...
Whattheheckz: What the heck?!
Everyone: What the heck?!
Whattheheckz: Hey! That's my line!
Whattheheckz: O__O' I gotta wake up, and FAST!
Whattheheckz woke up on the planet Racaelon, home to the species Danemori
Danemorian Leader: What is this human doing here? He's not supposed to be in Spore!
Whattheheckz: What the- where am I?... Wait a second... I created the Danemori! I'm in Spore!
Danemorian 1: *Gasp* Our Creator...
Danemorian 2: It can't be!
Danemorian 3: HOLY $#I+! The Creator!
Danemorian Leader: If you are truly the Creator, then summon another being.
The Gondozor species is created!
Whattheheckz: These are tamable companions.
Danemorian Leader: You ARE the Creator! Our homeworld is just 5 parsecs away! You should visit sometime.
Whattheheckz: I don't need to. I created your planet!
Whattheheckz wakes up
Whattheheckz: That was weird...
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