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Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23
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Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
All: .....
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
All: .....
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Meanwhile...
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow! <runs away>
Sonic Boom:
Meanwhile...
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Kirby:
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Yoshi: Mmmmm
Kirby: <copies pie-throwing power> Hai! <starts throwing pies at them>
Wrecking Ball: <opens mouth> *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Meanwhile...
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Just outside...
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Diamond: Not really, no... <looks away>
Aqua: You're lying.
Diamond: No I'm not!
Aqua: You looked away, you're lying! You think I'm a fool? I know these signs and apparently your brother's girlfriend wasn't afraid to show them. I know all about those two. I hear everything because the water moves through everything. I heard her romantic speech and his reaction to it, so don't you think for ONE SECOND that I believe your lies!
Diamond: Okay, gotta go! <runs away>
Meanwhile...
Battle Droid: Blast him!
Chop Chop: <raises his shield> You won't defeat me that easy! SHIELD SKEWER!
Only one droid remained and Chop Chop's shield needed to recharge
Magnet Droid: <takes away Chop Chop's sword and shield> HA HA HA HA HA.
A sword struck the Magnet Droid in the back and it broke down.
Ignitor: Seems as if you have attracted a little too much metal.
Meanwhile...
Steve: Redstone. I need Redstone. Why can't I find any Redstone?
A Lakitu showed up out of nowhere and started dropping Redstone Ore all over the place.
Meanwhile...
Flare: It's funny how no one appreciates you for who you are, Eruptor.
Eruptor: Yeah.
A Muk comes out of the ground.
Both: AAAHHHHHHH!
All: .....
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
All: .....
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Meanwhile...
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow! <runs away>
Sonic Boom:
Meanwhile...
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Kirby:
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Yoshi: Mmmmm
Kirby: <copies pie-throwing power> Hai! <starts throwing pies at them>
Wrecking Ball: <opens mouth> *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Meanwhile...
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Just outside...
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Diamond: Not really, no... <looks away>
Aqua: You're lying.
Diamond: No I'm not!
Aqua: You looked away, you're lying! You think I'm a fool? I know these signs and apparently your brother's girlfriend wasn't afraid to show them. I know all about those two. I hear everything because the water moves through everything. I heard her romantic speech and his reaction to it, so don't you think for ONE SECOND that I believe your lies!
Diamond: Okay, gotta go! <runs away>
Meanwhile...
Battle Droid: Blast him!
Chop Chop: <raises his shield> You won't defeat me that easy! SHIELD SKEWER!
Only one droid remained and Chop Chop's shield needed to recharge
Magnet Droid: <takes away Chop Chop's sword and shield> HA HA HA HA HA.
A sword struck the Magnet Droid in the back and it broke down.
Ignitor: Seems as if you have attracted a little too much metal.
Meanwhile...
Steve: Redstone. I need Redstone. Why can't I find any Redstone?
A Lakitu showed up out of nowhere and started dropping Redstone Ore all over the place.
Meanwhile...
Flare: It's funny how no one appreciates you for who you are, Eruptor.
Eruptor: Yeah.
A Muk comes out of the ground.
Both: AAAHHHHHHH!
An invasion of weirdness
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