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Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23

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Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.

All: .....

Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere

Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!

All: .....

Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!

Meanwhile...

Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.

Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...

Sonic: You're too slow! <runs away>

Sonic Boom: :O

Meanwhile...

Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Kirby: :D

They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.

Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*

Yoshi: Mmmmm

Kirby: <copies pie-throwing power> Hai! <starts throwing pies at them>

Wrecking Ball: <opens mouth> *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme. :)

Meanwhile...

Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?

Just outside...

Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!

Aqua: I beg your pardon?

Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.

Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?

Diamond: Not really, no... <looks away>

Aqua: You're lying.

Diamond: No I'm not!

Aqua: You looked away, you're lying! You think I'm a fool? I know these signs and apparently your brother's girlfriend wasn't afraid to show them. I know all about those two. I hear everything because the water moves through everything. I heard her romantic speech and his reaction to it, so don't you think for ONE SECOND that I believe your lies!

Diamond: Okay, gotta go! <runs away>

Meanwhile...

Battle Droid: Blast him!

Chop Chop: <raises his shield> You won't defeat me that easy! SHIELD SKEWER!

Only one droid remained and Chop Chop's shield needed to recharge

Magnet Droid: <takes away Chop Chop's sword and shield> HA HA HA HA HA.

A sword struck the Magnet Droid in the back and it broke down.

Ignitor: Seems as if you have attracted a little too much metal.

Meanwhile...

Steve: Redstone. I need Redstone. Why can't I find any Redstone?

A Lakitu showed up out of nowhere and started dropping Redstone Ore all over the place.

Meanwhile...

Flare: It's funny how no one appreciates you for who you are, Eruptor.

Eruptor: Yeah.

A Muk comes out of the ground.

Both: AAAHHHHHHH!
An invasion of weirdness ^^;
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