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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep19Flare has traveled...somewhere...
Flare: What is this place? Islands without water...I must be dreaming! Ow! It's not a dream...
????: What brings you to Skylands?
Flare: Oh! Hi, purple...thing...
????: The name's Spyro. And if you're gonna be rude, find someone else to talk to.
Flare: Sorry, I just didn't know what you looked like...the Professor speaks very highly of you. He also said something about...Cynder. Do you know who that is?
Flare: Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Cynder: And who is this?
Spyro: Didn't ask, didn't tell.
Flare: My name's Flare. Nice to meet you both.
Spyro: We'll take you to the Ruins, to meet everyone.
Flare: Umm, 'everyone'? What's that mean?
Cynder: Obviously you've never heard of the Skylanders.
Flare: Actually, I've heard about them before. The Professor keeps blabbing about them all the time, bragging that his friend is a Skylander and all that.
Cynder: Who's the Professor?
Flare: He's the physics teacher at Hint University.
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep18 part 2Pop Fizz and Gill Grunt are trapped in the Nether.
Pop Fizz: Two things: ONE, I'd rather be with ------ than with HER again. TWO, I'm stuck in Minecraft Hell with a freaking FISH!
Gill Grunt: Shut up! That green gremlin thing looked like a good match for you.
Pop Fizz: I dismiss the idea.
Gill Grunt: You've been so picky ever since Whattheheckz came back! You're not yourself! You used to be a happy-go-lucky guy. I mean, what the hell happened?!
Pop Fizz: Okay, so they changed HER name to Fixune, and the green gremlin you talked about had her OLD name. It's kinda awkward when you're, you know, ME!!!
Gill Grunt: On a much happier note, how'd you get here anyway?
Pop Fizz: Punishment. I said I hated deviantArt, and Whattheheckz sent me to hell. LITERALLY!
Gill Grunt: How'd that sign get there?
Sign: Press X to jump.
Pop Fizz: Wuzzat mean?
Gill Grunt: It means we have a way to get up there!
He pointed to a mountain. And at the top was a Nether portal!
After 6,000 jumps...
Interaktywna Historia - Historia Twojego ZyciaUWAGA: Przed przeczytaniem historii złap z ołówek i kartkę (może być notka na Wordzie , a nawet komentarz byle by tylko gdzieś pisać.) I napisz tam numery od 1-30.
Teraz pod każdym z tych numerów napisz:
1. Twoje imię/ksywkę.
2. Jakaś sławna osoba.
4. Osoba z pod 2.
5. Jakaś inna osoba.
7. Skąd znasz osobę z pod 2?
8. Skąd znasz osobę z pod 5?
10. Osoba z pod 2
11. Inna emocja.
12. Osoba z pod 2.
13. (Wybierz) Zimny/Ciepły?
16. Przysłówek. (Odpowiada na pytanie : jak? )
17. Jeszcze inniejsza emocja.
18. Jeszcze niniejsza osoba.
20. Część ciała.
22. Osoba z pod 2.
23. Inna część ciała.
25. Czynność z pod 21
26. Osoba z pod 18
27. Część ciała.
28. Osoba z pod 2
29. Osoba z pod 18
PJF: Ready? Set? RP~Hayden sat atop a grassy hill just outside the outskirts of Viridis. He leaned back against an outstretched arm and stared out. It was such a beautiful day. The winds ruffled his strangely styled hair as he inhaled, exhaling softly with content. He relished soaking in the sunlight and enjoying the calm serene sight of his home region. He had been given the day off and he had chosen to spend it alone out in the wonders of nature. He had surely hoped he didn't have anyone stalking him this time or even hoped that no one would stumble upon him. He turned his gaze slightly upwards, watching the clouds creep in the blue sky.
Mobius 40 Years Later. Mobius 40 year's after Dr. Robotnik's death and the freeing of the planet. Recently Queen Ariauna had passed on because of the Dark Phoenix, but told everyone to move on as the would normally before her final passing. Even though they have all been trying, it's hard to believe that the spazzball that Ariauna was has official passed on. The person having the most trouble with it all is Ariauna's Husband, King Shadow the Hedgehog. But right now none of this is on anyone's mind, for old enemies of the past are coming back from the past to take revenge and new face's are along for the ride as well so stay tuned...
Blade and Manik were having a friendly computation once again and Blade's sister, Pamela along with Manik's sister, Sonia were watching.(Blade)"Gahh! Hay! No tripping! (Manik)"You never said anything about doing that!(Blade)"That should be a giving!". The two bickered while Sonia and Pamela talked.(Sonia)" I don't see how he is my brother.(Pamela)"Same.(Sonia)"So wh
Bride of The Living Dummy Review.JPM presents:
Goosebumps: Bride of the Living Dummy.
*there is some epic music building up more and more as JPM is seen collecting a arsenal of weapons that include a chainsaw, an axe, a flame thrower and a gun, he also puts on a leather jacket, a fire helmet and some gloves for protection.
He stands there for a moment and looks at the camera man as if daring him to challenge him to a fight.*
JPM: BRING IT ON!!!
*goosebumps theme plays as scenes from 'Bride of the Living Dummy' play at random while JPM speaks.*
JPM: I know what you're thinking, 'hey havent you already done the night of the living dummy episodes?' 'Surely there arent any more to review and look at right? Especially since it's almost valentines day. What possible relation could this be to Valentines day?'
Well believe or not, there is actually one last Goosebumps Slappy related episode that I myself wasnt aware of until very recently, and bizarrly enough the title for it is extremely similar to another infamous horror se
Q and A 1 oneshot
Endo: All right, um...are we recording right now on the script?
Kyon: Yeah, we're good.
Haruhi: Does anybody ready for audio script?
Johnson: Okay, let's show on the road!
[Endo clutch his throat himself]
Endo: Welcome to Endo's Q&A shows!
Kyon: Okay Johnson is giving the question of five will be answers. Therefore, there is no right or wrong necessary. So let us begin.
Johnson: Question 1 from Tomo Taniko; what is the most likely in the game?
Kyon: I love the games of nothingness.
Haruhi: Shut up, Kyon! You just love your games is better.
Endo: I love Mario Kart wii is the most hardcore ever.
Kyon: Really? I'm not a good at racer, Haruhi does too.
Haruhi: If you lose the race for the last place, then you have to promise to do work at way up.
Kyon: BUT WHY? I was in 4th place you sarcastic girl.
Endo: Oh, you mean doing chore, right.
Haruhi: Yep! [haruhi whisper to Endo] Kyon such a idiotic as well. But in fact, Kyon would might been punishment for being mean.
Verix Club - Delancy's BioName: Delancy
Nicknames/alias: Dellie, Del, Lancy (Ellison)
Birthday: 16th December
Occupation: Student/ Cafe (part) owner
Fairy Sign: Triton
Likes: Shopping, baking cakes, pranks, any kind of food, cooking, animals, long walks
Dislikes: Starving, bugs, dark nights, sleeping a lot
Dream: To become a famous owner of a well known bakery cafe
Appearance: Light sugar pink hair with lilac highlights, she has got brown hazel eyes and her skin is slightly tanned
History: Delancy was born on the planet Pasteria. Pasteria is known for it's fine cuisine and scrumptious foods, Delancy growing up on the planet learned all the tricks of the trade. She lived with her grandmother and mother who owned a bakery on Pasteria then finally opened one on magix which her mother manages to be closer to Dellie while she's at Alfea studying . Delancy is the cafe owner along with
Astoria Infomation Re-uploadName: Astoria
Nicknames/alias: Asti, Princess, Tori, Toria
Birthday: 25th July
Fairy Sign: Elf
Weapon Speciality: Sceptre of Celestia
Likes: Food, Singing, Dancing, Rapping, pranks, walks on the beach, Sushi, Ramen, Astrology, Music, Fashion, Hair products, Face/make up products, people laughing, Star gazing, winter, summer
Dislikes: Spiders, Snakes, being cast out, ignorance, arrogant people, autum, rules
Appearance: She is adverage hight with long black hair, Emerald green eyes and pale skin
Astoria is how would you say hyperactive and childish, she doesn't know when to calm down at times. She's known as the mood maker and often can cause her friends to crack out a smile if they're depressed or upset about anything, sometimes Astoria can be given the wrong impression when you first meet her, some finds her slightly 'annoyin
Verix Club - Delancy's story "Another day!" The sugar pink haired girl sighed as she slowly turned the bakery sign round, so it said 'open'. Walking back over to the counter, watching as people walked by staring at all the yummy cakes and buns that was in the window. She turned around and started decorating some ready made buns, half an hour passed until a tall blonde haired male walked in with a younger looking girl, they both had emerald green eyes but unlike the male the girl had shimmering black hair.
These cakes are the best!" She heared the black haired girl state as her attention turned to her 2 customers.
"Good Morning, May I help you?" She asked as the male smiled happily while the boy just stood there and the girl's eyes was glued to the counter.
"Sorry, Yes may I have 2 chocolate swirls and what do you want?" He asked as he waited for an answer, seconds passed as she didn't answer " Sorry, this is what she's like all the time!" He stated waiting for an answer
ThePlamzJoker's Michael Rosen YTP Story (Ch. 2)Chapter 2 - The Mission to Outer Space
After the great battle against the Incestfoogle had since passed, Michael was relaxing at home, blowing bubbles. He remembered the technique he learnt from a once hilarious sea sponge, and used it to create wonderfully huge bubbles.
"First go this this...spin around, stop! Double take three times - one, two, three! Then...pelvic thrust! Woohoo! ...woohoo! Stop on your right foot, don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town! Then you do this, then that and this and that and this and that and THEN..." Michael slowly blew an enormous bubble bigger than himself. "...Huge bubble!" He nodded, admiring his handiwork.
It was at that time when Michael was called upon by Eileen's grandfather. Eileen had told her grandfather about Michael's heroic deeds, and she had also told Michael that her grandfather was a senior worker at the NASA Corporation. This opportunity would of course open doors for Michael and give him amazing opportuni
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
HomesickI am the river's son,
my arteries flowing turquoise
and turning to rapids
rushing around my frame,
filling me with this sense
of buoyancy, minnows
tickling my sternum.
I am the river's son.
My palms caress each
silty shoreline, every
battered bank and bend,
and these places I know
so well become me
as my fingerprint,
even the bridge above me
inflamed by the afternoon
sun-glow, burning rusty and
the steel blue sky.
I am the river's son;
I bring my home along
like hermit crab,
where I step
I pull water from the earth.
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