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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep19Flare has traveled...somewhere...
Flare: What is this place? Islands without water...I must be dreaming! Ow! It's not a dream...
????: What brings you to Skylands?
Flare: Oh! Hi, purple...thing...
????: The name's Spyro. And if you're gonna be rude, find someone else to talk to.
Flare: Sorry, I just didn't know what you looked like...the Professor speaks very highly of you. He also said something about...Cynder. Do you know who that is?
Flare: Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Cynder: And who is this?
Spyro: Didn't ask, didn't tell.
Flare: My name's Flare. Nice to meet you both.
Spyro: We'll take you to the Ruins, to meet everyone.
Flare: Umm, 'everyone'? What's that mean?
Cynder: Obviously you've never heard of the Skylanders.
Flare: Actually, I've heard about them before. The Professor keeps blabbing about them all the time, bragging that his friend is a Skylander and all that.
Cynder: Who's the Professor?
Flare: He's the physics teacher at Hint University.
Growing Around - Episodes - Baby Tooth[Scene: Timmy is driving Robert and Linda in the family car. He drives semi-wrecklessly, but compared to Sally he could be a professional]
Robert: If you drive like this, we're going to be late.
Timmy: I think the doctor can wait.
Robert: I... really don't think so. I've really got to get my eyes checked.
Timmy: Well, if you really think that this is that important, next time I can get Sally to drive you.
Linda: No, no! That won't be necessary! [She whispers in Robert's ear] If Sally was driving us, you would need more than a doctor. Besides I'm sure we'll make it there soon enough.
Timmy: Hey! Look, it's the park! [Turns the wheel] Come on guys, it's a bright, beautiful day, let's have some fun!
[Timmy jumps out of the car and dashes the park]
Robert: Ugh... I'm going to lose my sight by the time we get the doctor.
Linda: Let's not worry about it. Timmy wants to have some fun, so let's have some fun.
[Linda exits the vehicle]
Robert: The joys of youth...
[Scene: they're at the basebal
First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 3.[Return from Commercial]
[The Colonel steps into full view giving us our first real view of him. He is very tall for his age with Conner's eyes only coming up to his chin. His skin is a pale albino with traces of blonde hair on his shaved head. A scar runs along under his eye and red war paint runs down his face and down his chest and left arm which is cut off at the elbow with a prosthesis hook. On his right arm are drawn several Chinese characters. He wears a leather brown flak vest over his pale bare chest with his dog tags around his neck along with tiger stripe pattern pants and combat boots.]
Colonel: "It's been a long time Kurtz."
[Conner looks deep into the Colonel's face. He sees what he used to look like. An albino with platinum blonde hair in a buzzcut wearing a military school uniform.]
Conner: "James Hook?"
Hook: "There now was it really that hard to remember me old buddy o'l pal?" You've changed a lot since I last seen you. [He rubs Conner's
MLP Autocorrects 1Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight! These new phones make talking to other ponies so much easier
Twilight: I know isn't technology great?!
Rainbow Dash: Well I need to head over to Fluttershy's cottage she's having problems with one of her dicks
Rainbow Dash: Shit, I meant ducks!
Twilight: Suuuuuure you meant ducks
Rainbow Dash: Screw you Twilight
Episode #Something (Script)Vee: *walks into class with new disguise, takes her usual seat next to Dib, setting her books on her desk and letting her head slam on them* I hate Skool.
Dib: *rolls his eyes and just continues doodling Zim getting shot by the army*
Rakou: *walks in with Zim right behind her, takes her seat between to Vee and Zim's* Hi, Vee.
Vee: *grunts in response*
Zim: Vee! You must be awake in the presence of ZIIIIM!
Vee: *holds up her middle finger to Zim off camera*
Zim: HOW DARE YOU GIVE ZIM THE MIDDLE FINGER!
Rakou: Zim, calm down. Vee, cut it out.
Vee: *with a loud snore, leans back and falls onto Dib's shoulder, drooling on him*
Dib: *looks annoyed* Ugh! *pushes her off*
Vee: *head slams back on the desk, but doesn't wake up*
Ms. Bitters: *slithers in as ghosts moan briefly and burst into flames, the smoke quickly clearing* Alright, class. By order of the Skool board, I will now take attendance. We have to do this, or else we are shut down. *picks up a piece of paper off of her desk* Zita?
Doodle-Episode 1 (Original Script) DOODLE SCRIPT
(Stage starts out pitch black, then Doodle appears tied to a chair in a spotlight)
Doodle: It doesn’t matter what you do to me, I’ll NEVER talk!
?: Is that so, Doodle? Will see how defiant you are when you’re on the floor, crying and wishing you were never born!
D: Your interrogation techniques have no effect on me, I’m a trained spy… agent…operative…person!
?: Doodle, just because you got that Junior Spy Badge that was in that cereal box doesn’t make you a spy.
D: For the record, it’s a Junior Spy License!
?: OK,OK whatever… but for the last time…
( The lights turn on and we see that the “mystery” person is Robot)
Carassius Auratus Auratus Beast of Elmore LakeThe Wattersons decided to go on a family outing to Elmore Lake for a swim. The kids were excited but when they got there they found the water was dirty and contaminated. Turns out that the Elmore Nuclear Plant has been dumping radioactive waste in the lake. Darwin takes a better look but trips and falls into the contaminated water. He comes out unharmed, they leave but Anais wanted to protest about the plant's constant dumping.
Anais goes from door to door to protest on the lake being contaminated but gets the door slammed in her face constantly. Meanwhile Darwin fell asleep on the couch dreaming of a strange monster chasing his family, he sees that the monster was him. Gumball wakes Darwin from his nightmare, he screams and punches Gumball in the face. Darwin apologizes and decides to go outside by himself for some fresh air.
Darwin was walking around starting to feel better until started to rain. Suddenly a great pain came over Darwin. He sees monstrous fins growing out of his head.
We do stupid things without realizingWe do stupid things without realizing
Hello again! This will come with something new do you want to know who is? well this is a list of things you stupid more than any human being, including me, do in our daily life and sometimes we do not realize, well they will qui ... ah! and if you feel identified with any of these things on the list, you can tell me in the comments if you want ... you do not grieve! after all we are human beings, right?
Stupidity 1: rials that strong or well you speak too fast and you drown in your own saliva
Stupidity 2: The teacher of your room ask for a group of 3 people and your task will ask if you can 5 people
Stupidity 3: That is a great blackout of light, and you try to turn on the lamp, the TV or computer
Stupidity 4: that you remember something really funny you strong rials in public and everyone will get weird mirandote
Stupidity 5: go to your room to get something and you do not remember entering that was what you were looking for
Stupidity 6: Trying t
World War H*opening scene news voice over*
“People have reported incidents of Starbucks stores being brutally attacked…”
“Reports have shown that anyone who has a sudden urge to like everything others hate should seek immediate medical attention…”
“Everyone is encouraged to stay in large groups and wear as much Abercrombie, Aeropastle, and Hollister as possible…”
*Alarm goes off*
Typical American male wakes up wearing aeropastle boxers with his wife next to him wearing leggings and a tank top. Two boys run in wearing Nike shirts and sport shorts.
Brandon: Dad! Wake up!! My soccer game is today!
John: Alright son but breakfast first ok?
Lisa: What do you boys want for breakfast?
Brandon and Thomas in unison: Waffles!
*in the kitchen with the TV on the news*
“Thomas did you pack your Gatorade?”
“Not yet just 2 more minutes mom”
“Now Thomas, it’s in the refrigerator in your room”
*news in the background d
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
The TrundlerThe waste land behind the fire station is always silent. No birds sing there, and even the wild rabbits and feral cats avoid it. Weedy wildflowers nod their seasonal heads in the breeze. Lying fallow in the midst of housing developments, shopping malls, the new movie theater — the vacant lot stands out like a knife wound on a woman’s placid face, shocking, brazen, ugly.
It is always empty. Except for one thing: a ragged heap of old trash, all nasty black tar paper and vicious snarls of rusted wire, car parts and broken glass and other junkyard jetsam. The embodiment of injury waiting to happen, an invitation to a tetanus shot... the city never hauled it away. No one ever wants anywhere near it; it radiates an eerie sense of calculating watchfulness.
And at night, it wanders.
When darkness falls, and the last cars heading into the hives of tract housing stop illuminating the asphalt with moving-picture shadows, it… unfolds. Bitter, broken tangles, grotesquely mov
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