Flashwing got back from her vacation with a "gift".
Flashwing: Bash! Bash!
Bash: What's up? How was your trip?
Flashwing: It was AMAZING! There was this cute guy--
Bash: What, am I not good enough for you anymore?
Flashwing: It's not that at all! He's just what I call an 'affectionate friend'.
Bash: I'd like to meet him.
Flashwing: I made this rule that we aren't allowed to make out.
Bash: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Flashwing: Yup! Come out!
Me: Hi, Bash.
Flashwing: You bet!
They started to make out in front of me.
Flashwing: How about the both of you come with me over to my place?
Bash: Sounds good to me.
Me: This is gonna be awesome!
At Flashwing's house...
We both sat to either side of Flashwing by the fireplace.
Flashwing: How about the both of you cuddle with me?~
Bash was first.
Flashwing: <kisses both of us on the cheek>
I woke up.
Me: Best. Dream. EVAR!