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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Growing Around - Episodes - Best Enemies[We open up to see Sally standing in front of a three-story building. She's looking up at her car, which has somehow gotten up on the roof. She's in the city part of town.]
Sally: Well... this is some way to start a day. How am I supposed to get that down before the candy sale ends?
[A child in a police officer's uniform walks up to her]
Officer: So, that's your car up there?
Sally: [Still looking at the car] Yeah, wanna help me get it down?
Officer: I'm placing you under arrest.
[We see that Sally's been handcuffed]
Sally: Hey, that's not fair! I get my car stuck on rooftops all the time and you guys never seem to mind!
Officer: Well, you usually don't run through six buildings, two parks, and a subway train when you do. I hope.
[We cut to a panning shot of a bunch of mayhem that Sally's destruction has caused]
Sally: Um... it wasn't me...?
Officer: Tell it to the judge.
[We gilligan cut to the court room.]
Sally's lawyer: I told you, the "it wasn't me" defense never wo
Growing Around: Talula's Fall (Draft 1.0)(Scene. The mayor’s office. Talula has stacks of paperwork on her desk. The words “Two Years Ago” appear and fade. Talula wanders around, humming, spinning in her chair, various things to show she’s a different Talula than the one we know. She folds a paper airplane and throws it at the door as it opens, hitting the assistant in the forehead.)
Assistant: Miss Mayor?
Talula: What is it?
Assistant: There’s a family here to see you. Inquiring about a working adult permit?
Talula: (bored) Send them in.
(As the assistant goes to get them, Talula clears off her desk, pushing the paper into trash cans on each side of her desk and sits normally. A young girl of about seven walks in and a man, obviously her father, comes in behind her.)
Talula: Can I have your names, please?
Diane: Yes, Miss Mayor. I’m Diane Hutchinson. And this is my father, Peter.
Talula: Alright, Miss Hutchinson. If I may ask, where is the Mrs. Hutchinson?
Diane: She passed away a few year
Octonauts: Barnacles x KwaziiOctonauts: Barnacles x Kwazii ¿Couple? Do they?That's impossible! part 2
Well here goes the second part of my story, I hope you like it in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
They had spent several days after the incident on the kiss comes kwazii and Barnacles, Snow and I had forgotten, but still had it katie in his memory, did not know why, but he regretted the idea of having a gay brother and that he considered something strange
A day in katie was in school, I'm looking for Snow to discuss the matter when katie found the greeting and said ...
Katie: Hi Snow ... * awkward stare * ... need to talk about something
Snow: that it is, katie?
Katie: Well ... this is ...
At that time arrive Oko Yuki and running in the halls, and the girls are
Oko: Snow, Katie! Does that make stops there?It's getting late!
Snow and Katie: what for?
Yuki: today we have classes early, the math teacher!
Oko: Hates that teacher!Always have to speak Japanese for everything!
Remember that in the island world of the humanoid S
KFP The Adventures of Liu Zhang - 01 (part 6)Kung Fu Panda - The Adventures of Lui Zhang
01. Meeting an old friend (part 6)
I felt a revulsion when he told me that. Whether he was faster than me, I wouldn't let him escape, and follow him wherever I needed, only to make justice and to do my duty. So another lightning passed near us, I ran to try to prevent him from escaping, and again a strange thing happened, my body seemed very light and I hadn't noticed before. When I ran, I almost tripped and, almost without even realizing, had already passed by him. My distance until he was 8 meters, but before I knew or could stop, I hit my face in a tree in the forest. It all took a little over a second.
"Ouch! Damn...who placed this tree here?" I wondered wryly, then shook my head and looked at Hiroito Li again.
"Well...that changes things..." he said to himself, then used his super speed, passing me and going into the forest. I followed, now also using a similar speed. I climbed one of the trees and jumped from one tree to an
Octonauts: Barnacles x Kwazii Couple? part 1Octonauts: Barnacles x Kwazii ¿Couple? Do they?That's impossible! part 1
Well, I hope you like my very first story of the Octonauts, this will have more comedy than romance, but I hope you enjoy it: 3
Snow, katie yuki and oko humanoid world were coming after a long day of school, came to octopod using the mirror to get to the animal world, greeted cheerfully dashi
All: Hello dashi!
Dashi: Hey guys! Will had fun at school? Where is katherin? I want to show some new pictures
Katie: First school is as usual
Snow: And secondly katherin is busy with school work backward and stear actually helping
Dashi: oh I see ... it's a shame
Snow: Where is the Captain Barnacles?
Katie: Yeah, and where is kwazii?
Yuki: Yeah, and where is pepe?
Dashi: located in the dining room
Snow: Great!They asked us to help prepare the plan of navigation!
Katie: Yeah, come on!
Yuki: yaaaay!Yes!Come on!
Oko: * stands still * left me like last time ....
Katie: Come here! * what size arm *
They were running when kat
Trading Places: A Growing Around Script (Draft 3)[Scene: The Dunn Household. We see Sally on the couch watching TV. She looks very bored until Timmy, Linda, and Robert come into the house, all looking very tired.]
Sally: (cheerfully) Oh. Hi guys. How was your day, today?
Timmy: It's not nice to say, honestly.
[All three plop onto the couch next to a confused Sally.]
Sally: What happened with you guys?
Timmy: Well, I didn't have a good day at work and Linda got an “F” on another of her projects.
Linda: I don't see how. I made a full 3D model of how our solar system works.
Robert: (takes out a paper with a smiling macaroni sun.) You were supposed to make a macaroni portrait.
Linda: EVERYTHING WAS MADE OF MACARONI!!! [Linda reveals her project which shows nine small macaroni covered balls rotating a larger macaroni ball] Besides, school's really hard. You know that better than I do..
Timmy: Is it really that hard?
Robert: Yes. Be glad you two are two young for school. It would kill you in an
The Clever Anthology: Episode 1Cleverbot (To myself): I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are COOL.
Cleverbot (To myself): *blows up fez*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *blows up universe*.
Cleverbot (To myself): *blows up nothing*.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's impossible.
Cleverbot (To myself): What you said earlier.
Cleverbot (To myself): What did I say earlier?
Cleverbot (To myself): Maybe you should look it up. .
Cleverbot (To myself): Why should I google it?
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't google it, Bing it.
Cleverbot (To myself): Why not? What did gogle ever do to you?
Cleverbot (To myself): Everything.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes I will pay for EVERYTHING!
Cleverbot (To myself): Where will we be married at.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where do you live?
Cleverbot (To myself): I asked you first you answer first.
Cleverbot (To myself): The usa. Now you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Where in the USA?
Cleverbot (To myself): Somewhere near the middle!
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, near the moon though.
Friends Fur-Ever Pilot (Draft # 2)[Cali wakes up to her alarm clock, startled and maybe the slightest bit agitated. It is a rainy and cloudy day, the rain pouring down hard.]
Cali: Just another day in the life of Cali R. Spaniel.
[She leaves her room to go to the kitchen, her fluffy tail dragging across the floor. Her tail starts to perk up when she sees Sherbet tending to the flowers. Sherbet turns around and notices the spaniel behind him, smiling brightly.]
Sherbet: Good morning, Cali!
Cali: Good morning, Sherb! I wasn't expecting you to be here...
Sherbet: I live here, silly! Why wouldn't I be at my place of residence?
Cali: Because of- ya know, work.
Sherbet: Oh, how rude of me not to tell my own best friend and roommate that I took off! I'm sorry...
Cali: Yeah yeah, have fun on your day off while I go through the horror of working at Faboo You!.
[AJ walks in the apartment with a coffee mug in her hand and a tired smug on her face.]
AJ: Guess who doesn't have to go to work today? Well, maybe a w
RP LOG MYRTLE AND MIDORIRP LOG MYRTLE AND MIDORI
MYRTLE: Myrtle slumped onto a bench conveniently located next to the track and field. The sun was beating down and their was no wind to help ease the pain of exercising. Myrtle glanced around, hoping to catch one glimpse of her precious planet before she drifted off to the afterlife. She spotted a green haired girl poking her head around a fence. "I'm seeing angels already… I must be in heaven.." Myrtle said faintly.
MIDORI: Midori was told by the teachers to go check out the clubs, in case she's interested in joining any club at all and before she know it, there she was at the track and field area. She caught a glimpse of what looked like a senior student slumped on a bench. Midori heard her mumbling something but couldn't make sense of what it was, so she approached the tired looking person on a pulse. "Ah .. excuse me, senpai. Are you talking to me?" she asked curiously.
MYRTLE: Myrtle snapped out of her trance and raised an eyebro
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep13Flashwing got back from her vacation with a "gift".
Flashwing: Bash! Bash!
Bash: What's up? How was your trip?
Flashwing: It was AMAZING! There was this cute guy--
Bash: What, am I not good enough for you anymore?
Flashwing: It's not that at all! He's just what I call an 'affectionate friend'.
Bash: I'd like to meet him.
Flashwing: I made this rule that we aren't allowed to make out.
Bash: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Flashwing: Yup! Come out!
Me: Hi, Bash.
Flashwing: You bet!
They started to make out in front of me.
Flashwing: How about the both of you come with me over to my place?
Bash: Sounds good to me.
Me: This is gonna be awesome!
At Flashwing's house...
We both sat to either side of Flashwing by the fireplace.
Flashwing: How about the both of you cuddle with me?~
Bash was first.
I woke up.
Me: Best. Dream. EVAR!
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