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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Growing Around - Pilot (Draft 3)
[Scene: Linda and Robert are walking home. A school bus full of adults is riding off behind them. Linda and Robert each have backpacks on]
Robert: How'd you do on the test today?
Linda: Look for yourself. [She hands Robert the page]
Robert: Wow [looks at it disbelief] How do you not know how to make a water balloon?
Linda: Seriously, when are we ever going to use this stuff? Let's just get home. I want to do some yoga and relax.
[They pass by a little girl buying ice cream for her mother]
Robert: If you make mud like this it’ll be too loose and it’ll just fall apart.
Linda: I figured, since it was marked wrong.
[They cross a crossing walk with a kid who is having a lot of fun with his stop sign]
Robert: And if you build a slingshot like this, it’s just going to break.
Linda: I’ve heard it all before.
[They pass by two kids arguing in front of a car crash. One is sticking his tongue out at the other]
Robert: You need to start thinking about the consequences. Thes
One of my Ultimate Fantasies..."HELP! HELP!" cries Sakura Kasugano as she is dragged up a labyrinth of structural beams by the ominous Johnny Test. "SNORT. SNORT." Foreboding music warns of the eventual doom that awaits the poor girl, lest she be miraculously rescued. "But wait! Fear not, fair Sakura. Den Steve, the hero, is in hot pursuit of you this very moment."
Throwing fate to the wind, risking life and limb, or worse, Den Steve tries desperately to climb the mighty fortress of steel, to save the lovely lady from the evil Mr. Test. Den Steve must dodge all manner of obstacles- fireballs, plummeting beams and a barrage of exploding barrels fired at him by Johnny Test. Amidst the beautiful girl's constant pleas for help, your challenge is to maneuver Den Steve up the steel structure, while helping him to avoid the rapid-fire succession of hazards that come his way.
As Den Steve gallantly battles his way up the barriers, he is taunted and teased by Johnny Test, who brazenly struts back and forth, beating his chest
FAIRY DUSTER PART 4 BY SHOLLREALBYTANTLADY ISIS
Ok we have arrived to the check point we need to cross here into the land of Assyria where we will find the three witches that will tell us how to get to the goddess of truth.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Here. This is Lady Isis and mine.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Where are you heading?
GUIDE (TO CHECK POINT OFFICER)
Dude, that’s a sick mustache you got there and the hat (Gives thumbs up) cool.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Yes well this hat has been in my family for decades. It was my grandfathers.
That’s cool I guess.
CHECK POINT OFFICER
Okay well everything seems to be in order. You may pass
Alright well cool nice talking to you. (Turns to Lady Isis and Knight) Let’s go
CHECK POINT OFFICER (pulls GUIDE to the side)
Not you, them. You need to you me your Passport.
GUIDE (GUIDE searching through his bag)
Okay-doke… let me just… oh,oh!
INT. bar night
GUIDE Siting at a round table with three other individuals. &
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep13Flashwing got back from her vacation with a "gift".
Flashwing: Bash! Bash!
Bash: What's up? How was your trip?
Flashwing: It was AMAZING! There was this cute guy--
Bash: What, am I not good enough for you anymore?
Flashwing: It's not that at all! He's just what I call an 'affectionate friend'.
Bash: I'd like to meet him.
Flashwing: I made this rule that we aren't allowed to make out.
Bash: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Flashwing: Yup! Come out!
Me: Hi, Bash.
Flashwing: You bet!
They started to make out in front of me.
Flashwing: How about the both of you come with me over to my place?
Bash: Sounds good to me.
Me: This is gonna be awesome!
At Flashwing's house...
We both sat to either side of Flashwing by the fireplace.
Flashwing: How about the both of you cuddle with me?~
Bash was first.
I woke up.
Me: Best. Dream. EVAR!
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