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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Growing Around - Pilot (Draft 2)
[Scene: Linda and Robert are walking home. A school bus full of adults is riding off behind them. Linda and Robert each have backpacks on]
Robert: How'd you do on the test today?
Linda: Look for yourself. [She hands Robert the page]
Robert: Wow [looks at it disbelief] How do you not know how to make a water balloon?
Linda: Seriously, when are we ever going to use this stuff? Let's just get home. I've got to make a phone call to Janet.
Robert: You need to start thinking about the consequences. These bad grades are really starting to pile up.
[They reach the stairs]
Linda: Look, I've had a hard day. I just want to relax. I'll deal with my grades later.
[They open the door and enter the house. Sally is on the couch playing a video game. Linda runs upstairs towards her room. Robert walks towards the kitchen]
Sally: Where are you going?
Robert: To the kitchen to do my homework. I want to just get it out of the way.
Sally: Oh no you don't mister!
Robert: D-did I do something wrong?
SatAm Character Analysis
A couple of months ago, I asked some Archie Sonic fans, “Does the Comic need the SATAM characters?” and I got a decent amount of responses. Many fans said no and said that they should just be dropped from the story, some said that they need a better writer, and few had similar responses that made me take a step back. They said that the comic needs them as they bring something to the story that the SEGA characters couldn’t, since they are too bland to be good characters. Since I’ve seen this argument a lot, I think it is time to address it.
For the last month and a half, I have been trying to write out analysis of the writing for the SatAm characters, Sally Acorn, Bunnie, Antoine, And Rotor and talk about their place as main characters in the comic, but after restarting the journal several times, getting 1918 words of starting out and going too deep into the basics of character writing and having to start over again, I
MSPARP- Karkat: Meet ZIIIM!carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat. ~~ 1 ~~
Invader ZIM [ZIM] joined chat. ~~ 2 ~~
CG: HELLO. WHO ARE YOU?
ZIM: I AM ZIIIM!
CG: IT SAYS YOU ARE AN INVADER, IS THAT TRUE?
CG: YOU HAVE CAUGHT MY INTEREST.
ZIM: YES I AM AN IRKEN INVADER
CG: AHH. I SEE. YOUR TURN TO ASK A QUESTION, *ZIM*.
ZIM: WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU?.... WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS.
CG: THE NAME IS KARKAT AND I AM A TROLL BUT I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD PLENTY ABOUT OUR SUCCESSFUL OVERRULING OF THIS UNIVERSE
ZIM: NO, I HAVEN'T, ENLIGHTEN ME YOUNG TROLL.
CG: BEFORE I DO ANY *ENLIGHTENING* I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU CALL YOURSELF AN INVADER IF I'VE NEVER HEARD OF ANY IRKEN INVADERS.
CG: YOU FIRST
ZIM: I WAS SENT TO PLANET EARTH TO DESTROY IT. AND MAKE IT APART OF THE IRKEN EMPIRE.
CG: YOU WERE SENT TO TAKE OVER EARTH? HAHA! HOW DID THAT GO?
CG: SO I GUESSED CORRECT
CG: WHAT KEPT YOU FROM VICTORY?
ZIM: MY PLANS
CG: OUCH. I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS
ZIM: YOU DO?
CG: YEAH... IT SUCKS TO GET SLAPPED IN TH
World Domination: Episode Twenty FiveTHE END OF THE END
The door to the studio bathroom creaked open.
Chris tiptoed inside.
“Hello?” he called out. “Margot? It’s me! Chris! The guy you’re crazy obsessed with? I’m here for the crazy sexual times we talked about a few minutes ago? And we’ve got some time: Myles and Roger both still have three more flags to get before they come back to the studio.”
The bathroom door slammed shut.
Chris whirled around, finding Margot at the door, locking the two of them inside.
“Oh wow this is awesome!” Chris blurted.
Margot strode toward the beaming Chris. However, before Chris could realize what was happening, Margot grabbed the back of his head and slammed it onto the sink counter.
“Less awesome!” Chris murmured as he collapsed to the floor.
Myles landed in the African plains. The same lionesses Roger had encountered began to circle him.
Panic flashed across Myles’ face.
“It’s a lon
Real World Newcomers 1: Robin and Lucina's Arrival*fades out of black, showing Villager and Mega Man playing video games*
Villager: *in voice* This is the true story of 10 characters...
*cuts to Wii Fit Trainer, doing yoga*
Wii Fit Trainer: *in voice* Picked to be in Smash Brothers...
*cuts to Rosalina and Palutena, studying*
Rosalina: *in voice* And have their lives taped...
*cuts to Little Mac and Greninja, sparring*
Litte Mac: *in voice* To find out what happens...
*cuts to Robin, working on his magic, with Lucina, watching*
Robin: *in voice* When video game characters stopped being nice...
*cuts to Pac, eating*
Pac-Man: *in voice* And started being real. The real world newcomers!
*fade in black*
Mega Man: Somehow, we've heard news that we're getting some new roommates in the newcomer dorm. And we have no idea who's gonna come in.
Palutena: It could be anyone. After all, when it comes to Smash, anything's possible.
The story of 80's metal band Lust angels (fiction)The biography of 80's hair metal band,Lust angels
Lust angels is a hard rock, hair and glam metal band from San Fernado valley California. Releasing 7 studio albums and a VHS of their live concert in Alabama. Lust angels have caused quite the controversy and stir in the media, but are still loved by many. "YEAH! LUST ANGELS RULE! I saw them live once....it kicked ass!" stated a young man who slightly resembles "Zebraman" from "Heavy metal parking lot" (quote taking from their live concert video).
Lust angels consist of band members Olaf Wolfface (pronounced WOLF-face) on vocals, Johnny dryheave on guitar, Randolf Jablonsky on bass, and Natey Lyght on drums.
The history of Lust angels all started when Olaf Wolfface moved to America at the age of 22 in 1979. Olaf Wolfface was born on the highest peak on a mountain in Finland, his parents Jessica and Dave Wolfface. The family moved to Liverpool England in 1967. Olaf quickly discovered music he had never heard before, he listened to bands
MLP: FiM Season A(lternative) (set of ideas) Part4Episode 10. Deimos' necklace.
Cutie Mark Crusaders were returning from a walk. On the way to the tree house they decided to take a short cut. And it happened so that they went to places, where Deimos was acting few days before. Because of this right on the track they found... his necklace! Extremely interested, they wanted to “look closer” on it, so they (to be precise, Sweetie Belle with her magig, as that thing was large) took it to their club house.
So, in the club house Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle started to explore the necklace. It was very big – young pony could stand into it like in doorway. After some seconds of observing of necklace Scootaloo decided to try it on. Sweetie Belle said that it can be dangerous, but her friends said that “it is only an old necklace...” So Scootaloo tried it on and after this... the necklace immediately shrinked and grasped pegasus' neck. In second after this the appearance of young pony chan
Caledonia BIOName: Caledonia
Nicknames/alias: Callie, Fishy, Donny, Nia
Birthday: May 19th
Likes: Summer, Oceans, Water, Beaches, Animals,
Appearance: Turqousie hair, pale skin, and aqua coloured eyes.
Love Interest: Tidus - Childhood friend
Mother - Bora
Father - Marius
Best friend(s): Atemisa , Flare, Aurelia, Lily and Scarlet
Affiliation: Alfea / Jinx Club
Realm of Influence: Seannis (Anything Water/Ocean)
Transformation: (Describe your characters transformation.)
Spells and Attacks
Spells and Attacks
Fairy dust bottle:
Transformation: (Describe your characters transformation.)
• Spell name (Add description here. Only added one as Sophix has a ma
SMBTS Quotes: Tatanga-Well, well, well... If it isn't my old nemesis, Mario.
-Remember me, Mario? When I invaded Sarasaland?! I talked JUST LIKE THIS!!!
-Anyway, what are you doing with my family heirloom?
-Bah, rubbish! It is not an emerald, nor does it cause chaos!
-Mario, I've waited long and hard for this day to arrive... You see, when I first arrived in Sarasaland, I humbly asked for Princess Daisy's hand in marriage. That is, until you showed up! I had to take Daisy as far away as possible, but it still wasn't enough. Are you, perhaps, familiar with a rogue named Wario? That look in your eyes says positive... Anyway, I struck a deal with him that if I defeated you, I would return to Sarasaland and marry Daisy. But then, you came along and not only took the Space Zone Coin, but you also took away my chance at happiness, again! So, I retreated to the Moon, which was not far away, and built a simple space station so that I could take my mind off of you. For years, all was going well, until a purple gems
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep11Wrecking Ball sees an annoying version of himself.
Annoying Wrecking Ball: Hey! Hey Wrecking Ball! Hey! Hey! Hey Wrecking Ball! Hey!
Wrecking Ball: O__O' What?
Annoying Wrecking Ball: Hi! Hey! Hey Wrecking Ball! Can you do this? Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
Wrecking Ball: T__T Get. Away. NOW.
Annoying Wrecking Ball: Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey-
Wrecking Ball eats him.
Wrecking Ball: Man, that guy was annoying. :3
[transmissions of a dead girl]i am the
moon: i am
the silver pill
to weigh down
into leaden eyes--
i am the
of the dark.
the stars are
all dead in their
you'll be safe, dear,
as i am the moon,
with all of your
(i am good bye and yet,
you think only of romantic
i am the moon.
i am the crescent
and dead altogether,
i still die.
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