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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep19Flare has traveled...somewhere...
Flare: What is this place? Islands without water...I must be dreaming! Ow! It's not a dream...
????: What brings you to Skylands?
Flare: Oh! Hi, purple...thing...
????: The name's Spyro. And if you're gonna be rude, find someone else to talk to.
Flare: Sorry, I just didn't know what you looked like...the Professor speaks very highly of you. He also said something about...Cynder. Do you know who that is?
Flare: Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Cynder: And who is this?
Spyro: Didn't ask, didn't tell.
Flare: My name's Flare. Nice to meet you both.
Spyro: We'll take you to the Ruins, to meet everyone.
Flare: Umm, 'everyone'? What's that mean?
Cynder: Obviously you've never heard of the Skylanders.
Flare: Actually, I've heard about them before. The Professor keeps blabbing about them all the time, bragging that his friend is a Skylander and all that.
Cynder: Who's the Professor?
Flare: He's the physics teacher at Hint University.
Mobius 40 Years Later. Mobius 40 year's after Dr. Robotnik's death and the freeing of the planet. Recently Queen Ariauna had passed on because of the Dark Phoenix, but told everyone to move on as the would normally before her final passing. Even though they have all been trying, it's hard to believe that the spazzball that Ariauna was has official passed on. The person having the most trouble with it all is Ariauna's Husband, King Shadow the Hedgehog. But right now none of this is on anyone's mind, for old enemies of the past are coming back from the past to take revenge and new face's are along for the ride as well so stay tuned...
Blade and Manik were having a friendly computation once again and Blade's sister, Pamela along with Manik's sister, Sonia were watching.(Blade)"Gahh! Hay! No tripping! (Manik)"You never said anything about doing that!(Blade)"That should be a giving!". The two bickered while Sonia and Pamela talked.(Sonia)" I don't see how he is my brother.(Pamela)"Same.(Sonia)"So wh
PJF: Ready? Set? RP~Hayden sat atop a grassy hill just outside the outskirts of Viridis. He leaned back against an outstretched arm and stared out. It was such a beautiful day. The winds ruffled his strangely styled hair as he inhaled, exhaling softly with content. He relished soaking in the sunlight and enjoying the calm serene sight of his home region. He had been given the day off and he had chosen to spend it alone out in the wonders of nature. He had surely hoped he didn't have anyone stalking him this time or even hoped that no one would stumble upon him. He turned his gaze slightly upwards, watching the clouds creep in the blue sky.
[A-A] Actividad de la Bruja
-Otro día disfrutando del sol y de la brisa del mar...- Milla bostezo observando a las personas pasar por la feria, algunas en junto a sus amigos y otros jugando con sus pokemon. Llevaba varios días con su puesto de cupcakes, conociendo a muchas personas, algunas más calmadas y calladas, otras ruidosas y escandalosas, pero todas muy amables. Su equipo estaba jugando a orillas del océano, pero desde su puesto la pelirroja los podía vigilar con tranquilidad. Wendy ya se había integrado bien con los otros, Sonia aun seguía siendo algo malhumorada, pero había llegado a confiar en sus compañeros.
Para Milla, ese era otro día relajado... Pero su paz no duraría tanto. Distraída observando a sus pokemon, no había notado a la mujer castaña que se encontraba frente a ella.
-Disculpe señorita...- la pelirroja pego un salto en su silla por el repentino susto, y riendo un poco nerviosa, se dispu
A parody vacation advertisement
Welcome to Mistache, Which is Pronounced “Mistake.”
Announcer: “Warm atmosphere.”
[A clip displays a couple of houses on fire. Several silhouetted figures run past.]
“Exciting social events.”
[A clip shows a group of people cowering. They huddle against the wall of a brick building turned gray from smoke and ash.]
“Nonstop action every day.”
[A clip of rioters throwing homemade grenades into an abandoned building.]
“And that’s just the beginning. Welcome to Mistache. A city named after the cloud of wealth and industry that we share with our neighboring towns.”
[A picture taken from above bares a smoky, discolored fog looming over a couple of cities]
“Visit our treasure filled beaches!”
[A picture shows the shore of a beach. Litter and pollution crowd the sand and water]
“Browse our exotic shops!”
[Pictures slide across the screen: a tattoo parlor and weapon
skype friends:jazz as santa[23:28:30] ♪Jazzy Wolf♪: I dressed up as santa once
[23:28:37] ♪Jazzy Wolf♪: Worst experience of my life.
[23:29:00] Turtle: that must of been awesome
[23:29:02] Joe: Poor dyslectics
[23:29:53] Joe: Did someone put their children on your lap, and did those children shit themselves?
[23:30:16] Turtle: holy shit xD
Minion adventures 8"mother!" Jenny cried. the women just walked away. Minion muttered under his breath and huffed in her direction. his mutter was heard by both the warden and Megamind who snorted and laughed at his comment. "sorry my mothers just hard to get along with." Jenny said.
"Jen, i've met criminals easier to get along with then Tina." John replied.
"never mind that. how are you boys feeling?" Jenny ask.
"just fine." Minion smiled.
"yup!" Megamind agreed.
"alright you help Minion up stairs then come back down so we can talk." Jenny said. Megamind nodded and proceeded to let Minion lean on him for support. when they got to their room Megamind opened the door and got Minion settled.
"i'll be back in a flash." Megamind said. Minion smiled and nodded. "alright here I am mrs.Jenny!" Megamind smiled coming into the living room. Jenny smiled from her spot on the couch beside her mother.
"here come sit over here by me." John said from his spot on the two seater couch. Megamind nodded and sat beside him.
Dear You, My FriendDear Friend, whered you go?
since youve been gone i feel alone
and now you wont even throw a smile my way...
i made you cry and made you sad
i threw away all that we had
and i just want to see you smile again
Dear you my best friend
m sorry for what i said before
i guess i wasnt thinking
before i spoke
Dear you my only friend,
the only one who really cared
the one i looked up to
the one who was always there
im sorry that i hurt you
and i hurt myself too
i just cant stand to live without you
do you remember that awesome sleepover we had?
i cant remember a better time in my life
with you by my i diddnt have a care in the world
and i miss you....i still do...
can you believe its been a year?
look how time flies
i wish i could go back and change the past
the way things fell apart
the way the we left things off...
it just wasnt right....
but i guess that i knew all along
that things would be this way
but then again you should know that its never to
Detective Work Script: PilotDetective Work Script
Series 1 Episode: Pilot
[Scene, inside white spot]
[2 Men (Robert Mendoza & David Bundy) are talking while waiting for a meal]
David: Robert we’ve been talking about it for weeks, so give it to me straight did you really find a loop hole?
Robert: Yeah once I work out all the details, burns bog will be a new apartment building in just a few years.
David: Well we’ll probably get a raise.
Robert: It’ll be good, I still can’t believe I found it, you know with Burns Bog being declared a Ramsar site or whatever.
David: Where did you put the documents?
Robert: I have it, just not with me, I’ll show you next week and we’ll be able to work out the details.
[Skip to later outside of White Spot walking, a man is walking by]
[Robert attacks the man]
[Man pushes Robert away]
[Robert tackles him to the ground and starts beating on him]
[Man kicks Robert off and pulls out knife]
[Robert still attacks and gets stabbed, falls aga
Camera Cafe Il Film(Vediamo la mattinata tipo di Paolo Bitta, si sveglia, colazione, si veste, esce, va al lavoro e intanto, la sua voce fuori campo ci illustra…)
PAOLO: Mi chiamo Paolo Bitta, l’uomo chiamato contratto. Molti credono che sono scemo, ma io non ci do retta. Potete dire che sono io se: mi piace l’Alfa, il camper, i POOH! Grandissimi… e se ho un testicolo solo, ma questo è solo per le donne… Ho una moglie, tre, no, due, vabbè, dei figli, un’amante, il più migliore amico che possa desiderare, un lavoro bell… un lavoro, insomma, tutto bene, direte voi. Andrebbe, dico io. E sì, perché in tutto questa bellanza, c’è del brutto: fin da quando sono stato assunto, ho sempre dovuto sopportare quei bastardi della Digitex… cos’è, chiedete? E poi dicono che sono io lo scemo…. Un’azienda che sta sopra alla nostra, ci scanniamo dai tempi della mia prima Alfa! E ultimamente la situ
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep11Wrecking Ball sees an annoying version of himself.
Annoying Wrecking Ball: Hey! Hey Wrecking Ball! Hey! Hey! Hey Wrecking Ball! Hey!
Wrecking Ball: O__O' What?
Annoying Wrecking Ball: Hi! Hey! Hey Wrecking Ball! Can you do this? Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh.
Wrecking Ball: T__T Get. Away. NOW.
Annoying Wrecking Ball: Heyheyheyheyheyheyhey-
Wrecking Ball eats him.
Wrecking Ball: Man, that guy was annoying. :3
A Battle of Extremes(MR. CYNICISM, MS. SINCERE, and DR. PASSION congregate for battle.)DR. PASSION
Where's all the booze, guys? Where's the music? I thought this was supposed to be a party.
This is a battle, not a party, good doctor. You may want to remove your lamp shade so you can be prepared to fight.
I didn't hear anything about no violence at this here get-together-battle-party-what-have-you.
That is the definition of battle: Where two or more parties come together and -
- come together and make a whole lot of excitement between them. See? That's what I'm saying.
I should have anticipated such a gross misinterpretation of the facts, given your appalling track record with regard to such things as facts.
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, a result of a miscommunication. We can all be friends still, right?
Aside from the battle, of course.
I wouldn't have it any other way.<
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