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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep19Flare has traveled...somewhere...
Flare: What is this place? Islands without water...I must be dreaming! Ow! It's not a dream...
????: What brings you to Skylands?
Flare: Oh! Hi, purple...thing...
????: The name's Spyro. And if you're gonna be rude, find someone else to talk to.
Flare: Sorry, I just didn't know what you looked like...the Professor speaks very highly of you. He also said something about...Cynder. Do you know who that is?
Flare: Oh! Sorry, I didn't see you there.
Cynder: And who is this?
Spyro: Didn't ask, didn't tell.
Flare: My name's Flare. Nice to meet you both.
Spyro: We'll take you to the Ruins, to meet everyone.
Flare: Umm, 'everyone'? What's that mean?
Cynder: Obviously you've never heard of the Skylanders.
Flare: Actually, I've heard about them before. The Professor keeps blabbing about them all the time, bragging that his friend is a Skylander and all that.
Cynder: Who's the Professor?
Flare: He's the physics teacher at Hint University.
Black Widow x Reader (Hot Chocolate!)
Black Widow x Reader
"Hmm, let's see." You said looking at your grocery list. " Hey, Natasha can you grab the nutella?" you asked walking right past it. "But (Name), you just passed it." When you finally noticed you just kept on walking. "It's sooo far away!" You whined, walking over the the fruit and vegetable aisle. Natasha just rolled her eyes and grabbed the item. Natasha and you had been dating for some months now and you both had been living together. And today you were grocery shopping.
"Hmm, we need Lettuce, Tomatoes, Bananas, Apples, and Celery." You read of the list again. "Hey Natasha, can you get the Celery, Lettuce, and Tomatoes?" Natasha rolled her eyes again. "(Name), Tomatoes, are in the fruit section, not vegetables." Going grocery shopping was a big task for you. You made sure to check off things you got, and always pushed the cart. Not saying you like grocery shopping,but it involves patience and concentration. Which you never really have. "Ok, now we
Interaktywna Historia - WielkanocUWAGA: Przed przeczytaniem historii złap za ołówek i kartkę (może być notka na Wordzie , a nawet komentarz byle by tylko gdzieś pisać.) I napisz tam numery od 1-23.
Teraz pod każdym z tych numerów napisz:
2. Osoba 1
3. Osoba 2
5. Budynek 1
6. Rzecz w liczbie mnogiej.
7. Budynek 2
14. Osoba 2
16. Przysłówek. (jak? )
18. Osoba 2
19. Część ciała.
22. Budynek 2
‘’Wielkanoc’’ – Opowiadanie w pierwszej osobie. *Czyli Ty opowiadasz.*
Była godzina _(1)_ .
Zostałem/AM zaproszony/a na imprezie wielkanocną organizowaną przez _(2)_. Idąc na przyjęcie spotkałem/am _(3)_ , który pił _(4)_. Nie miał/a z kim spędzać Wielkanocy , wi
World Domination: Episode TwentyCOME SAIL AWAY
Chris leaned on the airplane bathroom door.
“Last time, on World Domination!” Chris announced. “We went to Iran, of all places. Some of our former contestants were on the run from terrorists and we were legally obligated to get them home safe. Or at least just out of Iran. We let those we rescued vote the next contestant off, and it happened to be Dina. But who will be next? How will these alliances fair? Why is it getting so hard to think of challenges? Find out now, on Woooooooorld Domination!”
The door to Penny’s editing room creaked open.
Ryan poked his head inside. He looked around; it was empty.
He crept inside, searching the room for something.
Finally, he found a USB drive labeled “Contestant Votes – Argo Fudge Yourself”.
“Something felt off with that last elimination ceremony,” Ryan said. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad Dina’s no longer a threat, but I thought fo
Isolation Virus Chapter 9Isolation Virus Chapter 9
Nero blindly dashed toward Yuri. Yuri didn’t move, he simply touched his rapier to the bridge. He could only think about how this human must have done this somehow. “Die you son of a b-” Suddenly the bridge under Nero… changed. It didn’t break out like it looked like it would; no it in fact became more solid, it froze. “Ah! Ahhh! AH!” Nero slid uncontrollably right past Yuri who didn’t even move.
“Hmmph, I don’t mean to sound rude, but this is admittedly, rather disappointing.” Yuri turned into black smoke and the reappeared in front of Nero. “I’m a powerful necromancer; you didn’t think I’d have at least a BIT of magic besides Shadow Warping?” Nero got to his feet, now more annoyed than anything else. “Damned human, I’ll kick your ass,” Nero said, swiping at Yuri who blocked both swords with his own. “Hehehe, with this weapon I have far mor
KFP-Adventures with Koshi - Ch.2 part.2In the doorway before them stood a female cheetach. She was tall...very tall, an half of a head taller than Koshi and Leona who had about 180cm . Her slender body looked like it was desinged for speed and agility. Fur was covering most of her muscles, yet you couldn't say at all that she was a weakling. Her color was a darker gold, with black spots contrasting with white fur running from her cheeks down to legs. This gorgeous body was only a completiton of her beautiful face. The black lines of fur looked like rivers which started at the corners of her hazel eyes and were ending at the bottom of her muzzle. Her ears were small and little rounded. She was wearing a short sleeved blue shirt with a white frame and white flower pattern. Her shapeful legs were covered by a pair of black training pants and a sandals on her feet. She also had two small jade earrings in her right ear.
"Hi Amari." Koshi spoke with his lips curved upward.
"Lil' bro!" bursted happily the feline, and then pulled h
Sideburn's Bad weekSideburn’s Bad Week.
Sideburn: Ahhh, What a beautiful Day.
[Blurr Runs up]
Blurr: HeySideburn,Ihearyouwerehavingsometroubleandthgouththismight helpyoucasueyourmyfirensandstuff,kthnksbai.
[ He gives Burn and badge and then runs off.]
Sideburn: .. that was Weird… What is this he gave me? … Ohhhhahaha~ ‘ Kiss me, I’m Cybertronian?!~’ Hehehehe~ Ok Ladies, Who wants to kiss Sideburn? It can be any botty…
… EXECPT FOR BLACKARACHNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
) Pardon, we are having Technical difficulties, Stand by for your press sceudled Transfomers Short. * Escape from the Sengen Plays * (
*Meanwhile, At the Base’s Comand Center.*
Blurr: Thenthedecpticonsfellintoadarkmagmaspikedhole andwereneverseenagain.Thenend!
Wheelie and Sideswipe : YAY!!!
Sideburn: BLURRRRRRRRR!!!! (Runs up )
Blurr: yipe,whatinthenameofStanBushhappnedto you?!
Sideburn: You little * bleep* You gave me
Skylanders: Alternate Universe OverviewThis is in an alternate universe from my Weird series.
In this alternate universe, the Skylanders are gladiator-type warriors.
Each Element is a faction of warriors that battle in the Great Arena.
One Skylander from each Element will be made Announcer if his/her element is fighting in the arena.
The Life Element has the most Skylanders (if you include OCs)
This has been an overview of Skylanders: Alternate Universe
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