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Weird Skylanders Tales short 2In the Nether... Where Troll Faces are grafted to people's heads...
????: WHAT THE ****!!!!
Random guy: EAUGH
Troll: Falcon PUNCH!
Steve: Not again!
Ripto: I HATE TROLLS!!! And dragons.
Dragon OCs of Legend EpilogueEpilogue
Obsidian and Flora were lying next to each other, happily spending their day chatting with each other. Then Obsidian got up and said "I'm gonna get something to eat. Do you want anything?" "No thanks, I'm vegan" she replied. The dragon she fell in love with walked into the woods.
Three hours had passed since Obsidian left, and Flora was left worrying whether he was alright or dead. Suddenly, a screech rang out from the woodlands. Then she heard words no one else could hear: "Help me."
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep23Slenderman is at his cousin Blenderman's house with his friend Trenderman.
Marvelous Mildred appears out of nowhere
Marvelous Mildred: LOOK AT MY BEAUTY!!!
Marvelous Mildred: Oh that's right, you don't have a face. BYE!!!
Sonic Boom is walking down the streets.
Sonic Boom: What the-- I thought I just saw something...
Sonic: You're too slow!
Wrecking Ball: Hey, let's have an eating race!
They began eating and they finished at the exact same time.
Wrecking Ball: *BURP!*
Wrecking Ball: *CHOMP* Mmm, Boston Creme.
Aqua: Why did I have to stay home? I could have been there, had the soup, asked him to join me, at least had a conversation, but I didn't. Why?
Diamond: She could have at least been NEAR the festival! She's such a coward!
Aqua: I beg your pardon?
Diamond: Sorry, I didn't know you were here.
Aqua: Well, I'm here now. Did you miss me?
Weird Skylanders Tales Valentine's Day SpecialIt's Valentines Day!
Spyro and Cynder's house doors are locked ...
Eruptor is still complaining about how there are no female Fire Skylanders...
There's a new hound in Skylands...
Chill just got a pet parakeet (to show Jet-Vac )...
Solarburst and Drobot are working on the V-day fireworks...
Trigger Happy is thinking about someone...
And Flare is thinking of molten rock (she likes to swim in lava).
Eruptor: I wonder what S&C are up to... Oh, wait. Nevermind.
Flare walks by.
Eruptor: Hey, wait!
Flare: What is it? Wait! You're made of lava!
Eruptor: Yes, I know.
Flare: Could you make a lava pool for me? I LOVE lava!
Hot Dog: Oh, hi there! What's your name?
Icey: Bark! :-3
Hot Dog: Okay. Hello, Icey.
Icey: What's your name?
Hot Dog: You can talk?!
Icey: Of course I can talk!
Hot Dog: Don't you feel uncomfortable around me?
Icey: I'm used to it. You know, it IS Valentine's Day
Hot Dog: Me?! You want ME to be your Valentine?!
Icey: Face it. We're
NOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIESNOT-SO-CLASSIC LIST OF ABILITIES
-DARK SPYRO (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-LIGHTNING RAIN (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-TSUNAMI (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-FIRE SHOCKWAVE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-NATURE TENDRILS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
PEACE KEEPERS WORLD
-GRAPPLING ARROWS (REPLACES GLIDING)
-FOUR GUARDIANS (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-GEM JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-CRYSTAL LIGHTHOUSE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
MAGIC CRAFTERS WORLD
-DRAGON FORM (REQUIRES ENERGY)
BEAST MAKERS WORLD
-SKY LASER (REQUIRES ENERGY)
-WOLF JUMP (REPLACES GLIDING)
-RAIN OF FIRE (REQUIRES ENERGY)
DREAM WEAVERS WORLD
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep2THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES...
Cynder: So, how do you free dragons?
Spyro: Just step on their platforms.
Spyro: The statue bases.
Spyro: Watch and learn.
Spyro steps on a platform.
Gavin: Spyro, much has changed since you were last here. An unthinkable evil has scourged this land, one unlike any we've ever seen. Rescue three dragons and the hint-giver. Quickly, Spyro. They are watching.
Spyro: What do you mean?
Gavin: Can't talk now. I have to go.
Cynder: Do you think he remembers...?
Spyro: I don't know. He's not from that game, but...
Cynder: My turn!
Cynder steps on a platform.
Aqua: Huh? Where am I? Oh, hi guys! Listen, you can only have two playable characters active at one time, so be sure to choose wisely.
Spyro: Cynder! Some characters up ahead, and they don't look too friendly!
Standard punches mean standard K.O.s
Spyro's Not-So-Classic Adventures Ep1In the World of Dragons...
Cameradragon: We're rolling.
Dragon 1: It's been peaceful here in the 5 realms...or was it 6...for a dragon's age. We now have 12000 treasure...or was it 14000...
Reporter: What do you think about this Skylanders game?
Dragon 2: I'll take that question. Skylanders is for babies.
Stealth Elf: Babies?!
Dragon 2: It is set in a distant realm, and is no threat to our popularity.
Bash: You think?!
Dragon 2: Besides, Skylander Spyro is UGLY.
Skylander Spyro: Ugly?! THAT DOES IT! I wish I looked like my old self!
Spyro: Huh? Hey! I'm back in the Artisan Home! I'm not ugly anymore! And there's the first Dragon Statue!
Spyro steps on the Platform.
Cynder: Could you have picked a game with better graphics?
Spyro: Actually, no.
Cynder: Hey, where's Sparx?!
Spyro: Dang it, we still have a health bar!
Cynder: How does this game work, anyway?
Spyro: We can only fly in certain levels. Well, at least we can glide. We have to free dragons and collec
Weird Skylanders Tales ShortSonic Boom is watching her child.
Sonic Boom: Yes, dear?
Hatchling: Can we--
Sonic Boom: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Windows and glasses shatter and the Skylanders hold their ears in pain.
Sonic Boom: Oops...
Weird Skylanders Tales Ep20A mass outbreak in Skylands... EEVEE!
Spyro: What are you, little cutie?
Eevee 1: Eevee!
Spyro: Awww, you're sooo cute, Eevee.
Spyro: I gotta show--
Cynder: Spyro, look what I found!
Eevee 2: Eevee!
Spyro: I found one, too!
Eevee 2 starts playing with Eevee 1.
Cynder: Aren't they just the cutest things?
????: OH MY GOD! POKEMON!
The Eevees stop playing.
Spyro: What's wrong, little buddy?
Wrecking Ball shows up.
Wrecking Ball: If there's one thing cuter than me, it's an Eevee!
Eevee 1 starts rolling Wrecking Ball around.
Wrecking Ball: Hey! I'm not a ball!
Cynder: Well, you sorta look like one.
Growing Around - Episodes - Baby Tooth[Scene: Timmy is driving Robert and Linda in the family car. He drives semi-wrecklessly, but compared to Sally he could be a professional]
Robert: If you drive like this, we're going to be late.
Timmy: I think the doctor can wait.
Robert: I... really don't think so. I've really got to get my eyes checked.
Timmy: Well, if you really think that this is that important, next time I can get Sally to drive you.
Linda: No, no! That won't be necessary! [She whispers in Robert's ear] If Sally was driving us, you would need more than a doctor. Besides I'm sure we'll make it there soon enough.
Timmy: Hey! Look, it's the park! [Turns the wheel] Come on guys, it's a bright, beautiful day, let's have some fun!
[Timmy jumps out of the car and dashes the park]
Robert: Ugh... I'm going to lose my sight by the time we get the doctor.
Linda: Let's not worry about it. Timmy wants to have some fun, so let's have some fun.
[Linda exits the vehicle]
Robert: The joys of youth...
[Scene: they're at the basebal
MLP Autocorrects 1Rainbow Dash: Hey Twilight! These new phones make talking to other ponies so much easier
Twilight: I know isn't technology great?!
Rainbow Dash: Well I need to head over to Fluttershy's cottage she's having problems with one of her dicks
Rainbow Dash: Shit, I meant ducks!
Twilight: Suuuuuure you meant ducks
Rainbow Dash: Screw you Twilight
First Blood First Serve 3 Chapter 2.[Return from Commercial break.]
[Later that day the bus drops the boys off at the bus stop.]
Stan: "Man that sucks that we have to write a report on M*A*S*H."
Kyle: "Yeah I don't understand what that has to do with the Korean War."
Butters: "Hey Conner do you know anything about the Korean war? I bet you do cause your like all smart and stuff when it comes to war huh?"
Conner: "Well yeah I guess I mean my Grandfather Donner Kurtz fought in Korea with the 1st Marines. I just don't get why we have to write about M*A*S*H for our report on Korea. Doesn't Mr Garrison have any better sources?"
Stan: "He always has us do this sort of thing."
Conner: "Doesn't he ever actually teach us anything important like maybe what actually happened during the Korean War instead of showing us reruns of a Tv show?"
Cartman: "Who cares as long as it gets us out of reading about it."
[The boys come up to Kyle's house and go on inside to find Gerald sitting down watching tv.]
Episode #Something (Script)Vee: *walks into class with new disguise, takes her usual seat next to Dib, setting her books on her desk and letting her head slam on them* I hate Skool.
Dib: *rolls his eyes and just continues doodling Zim getting shot by the army*
Rakou: *walks in with Zim right behind her, takes her seat between to Vee and Zim's* Hi, Vee.
Vee: *grunts in response*
Zim: Vee! You must be awake in the presence of ZIIIIM!
Vee: *holds up her middle finger to Zim off camera*
Zim: HOW DARE YOU GIVE ZIM THE MIDDLE FINGER!
Rakou: Zim, calm down. Vee, cut it out.
Vee: *with a loud snore, leans back and falls onto Dib's shoulder, drooling on him*
Dib: *looks annoyed* Ugh! *pushes her off*
Vee: *head slams back on the desk, but doesn't wake up*
Ms. Bitters: *slithers in as ghosts moan briefly and burst into flames, the smoke quickly clearing* Alright, class. By order of the Skool board, I will now take attendance. We have to do this, or else we are shut down. *picks up a piece of paper off of her desk* Zita?
Carassius Auratus Auratus Beast of Elmore LakeThe Wattersons decided to go on a family outing to Elmore Lake for a swim. The kids were excited but when they got there they found the water was dirty and contaminated. Turns out that the Elmore Nuclear Plant has been dumping radioactive waste in the lake. Darwin takes a better look but trips and falls into the contaminated water. He comes out unharmed, they leave but Anais wanted to protest about the plant's constant dumping.
Anais goes from door to door to protest on the lake being contaminated but gets the door slammed in her face constantly. Meanwhile Darwin fell asleep on the couch dreaming of a strange monster chasing his family, he sees that the monster was him. Gumball wakes Darwin from his nightmare, he screams and punches Gumball in the face. Darwin apologizes and decides to go outside by himself for some fresh air.
Darwin was walking around starting to feel better until started to rain. Suddenly a great pain came over Darwin. He sees monstrous fins growing out of his head.
We do stupid things without realizingWe do stupid things without realizing
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Stupidity 2: The teacher of your room ask for a group of 3 people and your task will ask if you can 5 people
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Stupidity 5: go to your room to get something and you do not remember entering that was what you were looking for
Stupidity 6: Trying t
Gioverse - Second Islanders 2 - Bash at the BeachOur story begins on the sunny, beautiful beech in Maui, Hawaii. Super Ryan is napping on the beach, as Black the Pink Panther, who's tail is in the form of an umbrella, hangs over the two of them as she sips her from a bottle of booze with a straw.
"Ugh..." Super Ryan mumbles, while still asleep, with his cape covering his head. "...No, no school today, mom...It was cancelled again...aghhh..."
Black's face gets a puzzled look on it, but she shrugs it off and continues sipping her drink and looking around. While observing the docks, she notices Dave hop off a old, wooden row boat with two suitcases.
"Hey, Dave's here!" she shouts, shaking Super Ryan awake and waving to Dave. Already scowling, Dave makes his way to his posse.
"Goddamn it, you guys left without me again!" he hollers, as he throws his suitcases into the sand and joins them under the umbrella and begins to sulk.
"Whoops, I forgot because I was so excited about the party!" says Black. "I got a bunch of different
Skylanders: Alternate Universe OverviewThis is in an alternate universe from my Weird series.
In this alternate universe, the Skylanders are gladiator-type warriors.
Each Element is a faction of warriors that battle in the Great Arena.
One Skylander from each Element will be made Announcer if his/her element is fighting in the arena.
The Life Element has the most Skylanders (if you include OCs)
This has been an overview of Skylanders: Alternate Universe
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